This dress is one of my all time favorites. The pattern creates this amazing optical illusion - giving me both a defined waist and boobs (something neither my gym routine, nor my genes have been able to pull off). It also has these deep, slouchy pockets for those awkward social situations when you don't know what to do with your hands. A dress, plastic surgery, and a safety net for social anxiety...and all for under $100! That is a steal of a deal if I've ever heard of one.
Anorak: J. Crew
Sunglasses: Kate Spade
Watch: Michael Kors
Bracelets: J.Crew, Kenneth Jay Lane and someone else who I'm sure is completely fabulous, but I can't remember